I had a goldfish once..

Keep Calm, and eat chocolate.

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fwips:

“Oh hey that artist is amazing oh they’re younger than me by a lot oh”

“Oh that really cute and funny person is talking with the person i like oh”

“Oh that person is so much prettier then me oh they called themselves ugly oh”

Just another day of being jealous on the internet. 

(via bashkir)

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aslytherinsuperwholockian: twinarmaget-it-on: ybfan666: magicbunni: pwennies: whatisagorman: for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick He’s very open-minded. Or very open-legged. wh reblogging again for those comments xD

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

reblogging again for those comments xD

(via theladyem)

Filed under and dont forget the time he and thor dressed as maids to get back mjonlir oh this is why norse mythology is brilliant..